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April 10th, 2008

Internet, Which Began As Tech Wizardry, Ends Up As Ad Wizardry

Posted by admin in Humor Hub

The Internet, which began as the inspiration and implementation of technical wizards, has apparently ended up as the playground of advertising wizards. Witness the incessant publicity about such Internet prodigies as Google Adwords. And wherever can you click that an ad doesn’t flash at you, featuring one beast or another, from a barrel of monkeys to a cobra, or glitteraty type — all in an energetic effort to call your attention to everything from low mortgage rates to cures for erectile dysfunction.

Our own unassuming site is hardly innocent of colorful calculations intended to cajole you into opening your wallet for one irresistible offer or another.

But then that’s the way it is with most things. The begin in brilliance and end up as a business, even when it comes to hocking the volumes that embody the greatest intellectual achievement of the human race.

The descent into pecuniary hustings grows out of the inevitable need for anybody who makes or just prints anything to tell us about it so we might consider purchasing it.

The practice goes back a long way. For instance, remember the village smithy? Even he thought to hang out a sign that said something like, “Horseshoes Made, Saddles Mended.”

The most we frazzled recipients of all the advertising hootenanny can do is hope for occasions when the attempt to extract our funds is done with taste and, when inspiration allows, imagination that invites us to attend.

Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway and has written comedy for TV. Critics have called his writing “”delightfully funny” and “witty” with “good, genuine laughs.”

April 3rd, 2008

Osama and Saddam

Posted by admin in Humor Hub

Osama and Saddam

You know that if he could’ve done it before 911, Osama would’ve
come out of his cave and gone to the top of a mountain where
his cell phone reception was better and had a conversation with
Saddam that would’ve probably gone something like the following
(translated into English for your convenience):

Osama said, “Hello, Saddam?”

“Who’s this?” Saddam asked.

“Osama.”

“Omarosa?”

“No, Osama. Hold on while I try another spot… Can you hear me
now?”

“Osama! What can I do you for?”

“Saddam, my buddy, my friend. You know that we’ve never quite
seen eye-to-eye.”

“That’s because you’re almost eight feet tall, you freak.”

“That’s what I like about you, Saddam, your sense of humor.
And your desire to kill the infidels.”

“What are you trying to butter me up for? I’m really busy. The
American dogs are barking on my doorstep. I’ve got nerve gas,
nuclear materials, smallpox and anthrax to pack up before they
arrive and get it out of the country so they can’t find it.
There are banks to loot. I’ve got sons-in-law to behead. A
dictator’s work is never done.”

“I hate to ask you, but I’ve got a plan to attack the Great
Satan America, and I need a million dollars.”

“A million dollars? Is that all? Pocket change. I can get you
a couple of million and I’m sure there are others in the Middle
East that would kick in something.”

“Good. Good.”

“I can send you a truck full of cash a week from Thursday. By
the way, I’ve got a question for you. You’ve evaded the
Americans since you attacked the USS Cole. Do you have any
suggestions on how I can hide from them if they invade?”

“Have you considered living in a hole in the ground? It’s
worked pretty well for me.”

“I don’t know. I’ve been living in palaces for a while.
Living in a hole in the ground doesn’t sound like much fun.”

“What are you whining about? Try dragging a dialysis machine
around from cave to cave while evading the Americans, then you
should complain.”

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